700 Rugby League clichés, 700 satirical comments and 27 hilarious cartoons all in one book! Buy it, this book HAS bite!

Coffee table book, toilet book, glovebox book, gift for ANY male (even women love it) this book handles every location with ease.

This book is awaiting your purchase, just email Gary directly [email protected]

‘If you don’t laugh reading this book then you don’t have a pulse!’

Gary Jarjoura (author/me) Hey, keep scolling down for testimonials from real League legends and many celebrities!

just $5- for a digital copy and $10- for A paperback copy

E-book just $5- and paperback just $10- delivered in Australia

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Testimonials: (yes they’re all real)

‘A breath of fresh air and a classic… it’s a must on your bucket list of footy reads ‘ Benny Elias – NRL Legend
‘Great book! Make sure you grab a copy!’ Rob Shehadie – TV star – Comedian
‘Where has this book been all my life! The ultimate book to get you through the rugby league off season’ Gus Worland – Triple M
‘You’ve kicked a goal’ Ben Ikin – Fox Sports
‘Well done – Very clever’ Anthony Albanese – Leader of the Federal Opposition

‘Best Rugby League book I’ve read for ages’ Craig Norenbergs – Sports Journo
‘Love it!’ Anthony Maroon – Triple M
‘Fantastic!’ The Rugby League Mole
‘Get on board with this book’ Greg McCallum – Legendary referee
‘Classic Book Gaz’ – Paul ‘Sirro’Tigers legend.

‘Love the Cliche Book Gary’ Bill Woods – sports journo

‘Well Done mate’ Eric’Guru’Grothe – Parra Legend

‘Çongrats – very funny’ Tracey Holmes – ABC Radio

‘Wow, what a book!’ Julian King – Macquarie Sports
‘The book, it’s a brilliant read’ Billy McGee – Sports Reporter
‘A very funny and clever insight into the game. Congrats!’ Ronnie Palmer – NRL Trainer
‘Very Funny, well done’ Tim Webster – Radio legend
‘Didn’t see this coming’ Shaun Berrigan – NRL Legend
‘Very Funny’ Steve Hart – Ch10
‘Lots of Fun’ Dave Gibson – 2CH
‘Great book’ Matty Russell – Fox commentator

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